Author Archives: taxicle

The main problem in intifada has is that the Palestinians only have knives, but the Israelis have guns, which puts the palestinians in the position of taking knives to gunfights. However, a gun is light enought so that swarms of … Continue reading →

He thought the Jew wad an Arab. Should’ve gone to specsavers.

Manned warplanes may soon be no more, replaced by drones, and with them will go aircraft carriers, replaced by drone carriers. Bad news for the British government wihich has spent billions on two new carriers now as much use as … Continue reading →

Why do terrorists need sophisticated bombs and terrorist handbooks? They can just put a lighted match to the petrol.tank on their cat. Whoops! Hope o didn’t kill anyone who didn’t deserve to die.

On the way to a united world there will be many disagreements, some of them violent, extended ears, but they are all just growing pains, and we will grow pit of them.

Bet all your money on whatever you want. If you win, great. If you lose, bitsy into tears and say, ‘I’m only 15 (or whatever). Why did you let me do it?’ You should get your money back.

By making shopowners keep the street outside their shop clean. What a good idea.

If you defecate on a canvas, is it art?

Imagine strangers on a desert island. Each of them have only their clothes to call their own. Immediately they will start to form circles of friends. Some people will find food and others  build shelters and others will just sit … Continue reading →

With no internet, WiFi, tv, radio, books, newspapers,. Result screaming shouting smf self discharge. Am sure death rate from boredom is high in hospital.