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£1800 to insure bmw

Thst is what it would cost me. In small part because they are more expensive to repair. In large part because if you drive a BMW you are a complete bumsucking pricklicking moron with less sense than a lemming. Fortunately … Continue reading

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Illegal Immigrants to Lose Wages

As part of a crackdown on immigrants, they are to use their pitiful wages. This is so unjust, that they should be exploited by everyone then find their wages confiscated by the government. There will be riots over this, and … Continue reading

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My email to Boris, london mayor

To: [email protected] Show details My new years resolution this year is to pick up one piece of litter every day and put it in a bin. Please follow my example. Let yourself be photographed doing this. You may even win … Continue reading

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Why you must recycle

The earth has been raped and bigger for the materials to make your stuff. If you throw it away it may have to be raped and buggered again because noone will have the use of it who may have had.

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Infant prince and princess to join army

Says prince ‘arry.

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Let’s go to to war for the right to be heroes

It is as good a reason as any. In the sea off Asia, boatloads of people are pushed back out to sea by navies that may end up firing at each other to avoid giving them refugee status. Hardly heroic … Continue reading

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Christian terrorists

They do exist. We just don’t call them Christian terrorists. We call them politicians and elect them to office. Ala bush Blair

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People so kind

Today, riding my bike, I.had a puncture. I got to my first student, then bought a puncture outfit only to find I had no tyre levers. Then someone came out of a shop, with levers, took my tyre off, let … Continue reading

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Please let boat people come to uk

Muslim boatpeople from burma and Bangladesh. Noone wants them. Curse them! Let them come to England. Give them no mercy though. Let them off the boat, give them some tea and toast and set them to work. There is litter … Continue reading

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Why local democracy is a bad idea

In the UK the government is thinking of handing more power and money to local government, and allowing election of mayors to cities like Manchester. This may sound like a good idea. Unfortunately turnout and interest in local elections is … Continue reading

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