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And people are putting Xmas lights all over their houses. I thought of putting a shiny star balloon over my house to fool the gullible into thinking the second coming had arrived, but then I thought better of it, not … Continue reading →

This weekend a couple of scruffy characters walked into a petrol station while I waited at the counter and stuffed sandwiches into a bag before running away. Not much of a payoff for the risk they took.

An Orson Welles film I haven’t seen before – A Safe Place, directed by Henry Jaglom.

It only takes half a percent of the inhabitants of a country to be dedicated to its destruction to make it ungovernable. In the UK we know this well from Northern Ireland. In Afghanistan it is the Taliban, and when … Continue reading →

There is a real danger your opponent might box your brain into your bum, the everytime you sit on it you are squeezing it into an ever smaller space, until eventually it pops and disappears.

Ed milliband is full of crap. There is no cost of living crisis. There is only a crisis of expectations because people expect too much, like anyone who finds themselves unemployed when they thought they had a job for life.

So when at home your mobile calls are routed through your home phone if your mobile can’t pick up a signal?

To check I’m not texting our cat how much I love her.

While everyone is praising Mandela the terrorist, why don’t any of the victims of the bombings perpetrated by the ANC appear on tv to condemn all the razzmatazz and hero worship?

Paul tied a plate with his lunch around his neck.