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By Licking the Plate Clean…

You extract maximum nutrional value and minimise housework.

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For gods sake get this moron out of office

I admit it. I am a revolutionary and I like people to be different but Obama is a moron who should be dragged and kicked all the way to the cesspit, then thrown in. He has made such a mess … Continue reading →

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Bring tuk – tuks to london

While in London I have seen rickshaws being used as taxis. Why not tuk – tuks, used as taxis all over the world? I would buy one. Can’t imagine a more fun way to get around.

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Don’t get between me and my conscience mukka

Cos if you think australia/USA/Canada is green I will cut you down If you say Africa is a Victim of rascism you will lose If you say Iran has no right to nuclear weapons I will see if I can … Continue reading →

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Five new chemical elements discovered

Confusium Liesium Madeupium Fictionium Paulsmithium I am going to claim these elements at claimthesechemicalelementsyouhavediscovered.com

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I’m Dumb Says X – Factor Host

I don’t even know the name of the dumb host of the x – factor, but he is, by his own admission, one dumb punter who got lucky. How is it that dumb people can persuade even dumber people to … Continue reading →

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Pity We Can’t Send Australia/USA/Canada to Venus

These dumb countries, occupied by people who don’t believe in global warming, should not be allowed to live on planet Earth. Let them die on Venus – a planet already made dead by the greenhouse effect.

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SEO Tip

  Demote your sitemap as a sitelink. Just noticed that my sitemap is a sitelink in google webmaster tools Google mus be pretty dumb to do this, but you can demote it in google webmaster tools. This I just did, … Continue reading →

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It Must Be a Caticorn!

ie a cat with a horn.

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Whatever Your Point of View Is…

Push their face into it.

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