Author Archives: taxicle

My hi tec android phone, a HTC desire hd, only two years old, costing over £400 when new and still in perfect condition, is now worth only £27 on mazuma, equivalent to 93% depreciation.

Whenever I think about Kate Bush I am blinded by, and she is hidden behind and crushed under, a great golden glowing globe. Is this love?

About the home office’s outrageous and rascist ‘immigrants go home’ campaign. I was a little bit surprised to find there were only 60 complaints. Everyone should complain about this and the government prosecuted for incitement to racial violence.

Anyone who follows Justin Bieber must be laughing but the latest of his crazy antics holds out promise for fans and Bieber haters alike. He has fallen into the habit of walking round at night with a torch, shining it … Continue reading →

After the two Russians in front of her were found to be drug cheats. One by one they were disqualified. She was awarded first the bronze, then the silver, then the gold. There must be alternative ways to win all … Continue reading →

I can’t afford a holiday this year. But look, the British home office is offering free flights to illegal immigrants. I just texted ‘home’ to the home office immigration hotline. Apparently if I can convince them I am Pakistani they … Continue reading →

British soldier ‘unlawfully killed’ by enemy attack in Afghanistan. The fact is they killed him fair and square, as the taleban have done with all Western soldiers who invaded their country, and anyone who uses this term ‘unlawfully killed’ takes … Continue reading →

Banksy the graffiti artist has got the point of infamy where everything he paints on a shop wall makes hundreds of thousands of pounds for some big company or rich landlord. He is doing nothing to push the system in … Continue reading →

When the time comes for your Independence referendum, everybody vote yes. To celebrate have a big party and blow all the oil money. Next day, think again. Have another referendum and rejoin the UK.

Every time there is an accident and people die, or even just one well know person dies, people throw up their arms and run into the street screaming, and the government feels forced to announce a few days of national … Continue reading →