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Learn something new everyday

There is no ocr mei physics syllabus because mei stands for maths in engineering and industry.

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Talking Nonsense

Today, while explaining a tricky summation problem, I found myself saying something like this: Work out the n+1 one and the n one, and divide the n+1 one by the n one to find the common ratio. Say it out … Continue reading

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Support the tories

Don’t labour under high taxes – vote conservative.

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My brilliant new idea

Is that print programs come with an e option so that blank pages or pages containing no useful information don’t get printed.

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Pippa clean my loo

I hear Pippa Middleton has set up some sort of domestic services company to take care of every household need, redesign and redecorate your house etc etc. I have nothing so grand in mind. If she can come around to … Continue reading

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Sign my e petition

Teachers, hauliers and even nursery workers now need to have gcse maths, but not appatently, government ministers, the chancellor or prime minister, who are in charge of all our money. I created an e petition to ask that all ministers … Continue reading

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I don’t smoke

Except when I dont care if I live or die that day.

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Money saving tip

All those shops that offer satisfaction guaranteed or tour money back should be tested to the full by someone not satisfied with anything they bought in the last week and returns everything half eaten or used to get a full … Continue reading

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Bugs in his pants

Following the revelation that Edward the eighth was bugged during the abdication crisis I have been wondering what other reasons m15 could have for bugging members of the British royal family. The obvious is to stop the hooligan prince harry … Continue reading

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Is Your Soul Worth Saving?

Not if you don’t have a degree.

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