Author Archives: taxicle

GIVEAGRANNYABREAK! When the moron Donald Trump visits the UK, The Queen will do her duty and treat him like a statesman, and nit the moron he in fact is. I get really angry when I see the old gal brought … Continue reading →

You could do worse than calll them ‘Paws’, ‘Claws’ and ‘Jaws’.

Apparently British Mps have been taking advantage of the young flesh in their office and getting more pleasure than they deserve. Is this news? Anybody who has had any dealings with the British Government or its representatives came away with … Continue reading →

But some people really shouldn’t be.

It probably costs a few tens of MW to light this London Bridge up at night.

So, Donald Trump is to close all the TV stations in the US which tell lies about Donald Trump. Life will be pretty empty for TV viewers in the USA, but there is just one TV station which does not … Continue reading →

I have taught my cat to jump over the fence and make do its thing in next door’s garden. Now I am attempting to teach her to beg food from them.

A long long long way away.

I can’t imagine anyone less interesting/more ordinary than an accountant. If an accountant, anonymous and blameless for 64 years can turn on a pin and shoot 60 people dead, anyone you know can be mad.

Don’t ask me why I want to be free.