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British banks who have done so much in recent years to take all our money away from us and turn it into a great big hole in our lives are to go into schools and teach children how to avoid … Continue reading →

After four years of gloom and disaster, 2013 has started with the prospect of an American recession, possibly defaulting on its debts. With the euro crisis still in full flow, this may turn out to be the unluckiest year of … Continue reading →

Where we will all celebrate that the celebrity gene pool is not becoming depleted when a celebrity pregnancy is announced? A few weeks ago the Prince and Princess of somewhere or other announced there will be a new heir to … Continue reading →

I can think of two very good reasons. The British Royal family are not the brightest group of people, and couldn’t honestly get a job in the private sector. After a decent time spent in the military they are ideally … Continue reading →

I paid in £325 today over the counter to pay my AMEX bill due tomorrow. The cashier however counted only £225 and gave me a receipt for that amount. I checked and had it corrected immediately, but if I had … Continue reading →

I don’t know what I may die of one die but my brain is the most important part, so please doctors whatever you do, SAVE MY BRAIN!

I am a member of the public and my toilets are BAD! Please send someone to clean them before anyone has to use them next. QUICK!

The tomato slicer I ordered for my beloved from amazon did not arrive…

I have just sent this email to the Aerican Embassy in London. Yo Yanks! I know you are fond of bombing people and extraditing people to the US for things they have done which are not illegal in their own … Continue reading →