Author Archives: taxicle

For the first time ever I have had to pay for parking on a sunday. In croydon I had to pay £1.60 to park for just over an hour. Now o hear to that from next year I will have … Continue reading →

Like the pretty girl I saw yesterday who took a packet of digestive biscuits out of her shopping bag and gave it to a fat girl, who started eating them.

Now I’m glad to see the back of them, at least until their next set of exams.

Fraid so. Those dumb yanks can’t blame any Muslims for this – only themselves and their own sick society. Will the result be to control guns? Probably not. Instead there will probably be guns introduced into the classroom. If not … Continue reading →

So secure in fact that I can’t log into the admin panel on my pc and have to post from a phone.

Precisely. Not a fraction more or less. Else they will be taken to the gulag. If they are lucky they will be shot on the way.

Is apparently wrong. I thought that as you turned from going normal to going senile You would start disliking classical music and start liking rap music Start disliking literature and start liking pulp fiction Stop listening to R3/R4 etc and … Continue reading →

Noone likes them anymore apparently. Noone wants to drink their coffee anymore, work for them and their shops are to be picketed this Saturday and used as women’s refuges. In addition, their staff are angry cos their sickness benefits and … Continue reading →

With a cold winter ahead and the cost of energy rising, everyone must be thinking how to reduce the cost of heating. When you feel a little gas being produced, point your bum at the fire. After you let loose … Continue reading →

Makes perfect sense that Starbucks should pay tax on losses after years of not paying tax on any profits. The amount though – £10m – seems to be a bit arbitrary, in the manner of someone walking down the street … Continue reading →