Author Archives: taxicle

They can’t even afford to put salt and pepper in it.

All my male friends like cats, women friends less so, and I have been thinking why. It is because as far as men are concerned, all cats are feminine – even the ugly rancid male ones.

A student textef me, ‘Busy. Miss next two weeks’. Ok I thought and put it in my diary. I missed three weeks however. Even now I imagine he is on facebook telling all his friends, ‘don’t be a fool like … Continue reading →

When the pathetic leader of the Labour Party gives a speech in that high pitched whine of his, I can’t help thinking he is apologizing for having gone to some scummy comprehensive school, for scabbily having been put in his … Continue reading →

So the cat must sacrifice its catfood and I must sacrifice the cat.

Tacky. Really tacky. In case you don’t  know, our Nick hosts a radio quiz show called ‘Just a Minute’ on radio 4. It is one of my favourite programs. He is doing voiceovers to promote payday loans. Not the first … Continue reading →

I heard this morning that drug use is declining among young people in the UK. Is this due to drug users drugging themselves to death and not having babies? Behaviour is in part encoded in our genes, so those genes … Continue reading →

A one nation Tory. The brattish leader of the labour party has accepted, it seems, that the Tories know better than he does and is about to lead the labour party into the Tory party. I hope the Tories accept … Continue reading →

I would be more impressed if there were a million millionaires claiming unemployment benefit.