Author Archives: taxicle

Dear Dave, I hear you have a vacancy. Apparently your last sidekick didn’t tell lies fast enough or good enough. I would like to bring a new age of honesty to politics, and I will start by calling everyone in … Continue reading →

Tom Cruise: Can I have arrange a maths tutor? Me: Sorry Tom. We don’t tutor short people. Abrupt end to conversation. I thought this worth a blog post. Tom emailed me, maybe having read the above. Hey astarmathsandphysics.com, I didn’t … Continue reading →

As good as. His wife was having an affair with the dumb plod meant to protect them. Given the failure of this particular method of protection, I hope they tried something more reliable than the British police while they were … Continue reading →

Wikileaks is about to release swiss bank account details of some of the world’s richest and most corrupt people. You have to admire his balls… Given his legal troubles in Sweden, maybe I didn’t phrase that quite right…

I hope to be getting two or three thousand hits a day by June. I don’t think anyone can stop me becoming the world number one maths and physics tutor now.

She is a subnormal stupid woman who cannot win an honest argument so has to incite the public to commit murder. These are on her website. The object of this incitement has been shot and is fighting for her life. … Continue reading →

Or rather my computer. The power supply on my home server failed. I was quoted over £200 +…+ by Dell. Luckily I found a power supply repair specialist and they repaired it for less than half the price. I am … Continue reading →

Probably. Wikileaks is mirrored on 507 sites. http://wikileaks.ch/mirrors.html The big challenge will come when they release some Chinese state secrets. The Chinese are vicious. Ask Google.

Definitely not… Despite only gaining grades of B and C in his A Levels – which should only have qualified to get him into Scumbag PE Teacher Training College, Bognor – the Prince was admitted to Trinity College, Cambridge, where … Continue reading →

Got this email. Hello Paul, I work on a website that is about EDUCATION, and after perusing your website I would be interested in placing a one-page advertisement on your website http://www.astarmathsandphysics.com/. I will provide a unique text for this … Continue reading →