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Poor cat. She always sees the worst of me.

There is only always forwards, which is impossible, or always backwards, which is impossible and depressing.

Black Friday is not as it sounds, an evil day, but a day on which shops have a one day sale. No shop is in fact saving anyone any money. They are blinding people with smoke and mirrors to persuade … Continue reading →

The comet near to the sun has apparently disintegrated and will not be bright at Xmas. This will disappoint many Jesus freaks who had convinced themselves that the second coming would happen this year but will please those, like me, … Continue reading →

Just sent thjs message to the spies bugging us all YO DICK AM I ON YOUR TERRORIST WATCHLIST? Please let me know in case I need to sell everything and flee the country. IF I AM I WILL TAKE YOU … Continue reading →

Or even resurrect the dead? Open a Twitter account for a dead person and tweet what they would have tweeted if they were not dead.

You extract maximum nutrional value and minimise housework.

I admit it. I am a revolutionary and I like people to be different but Obama is a moron who should be dragged and kicked all the way to the cesspit, then thrown in. He has made such a mess … Continue reading →

While in London I have seen rickshaws being used as taxis. Why not tuk – tuks, used as taxis all over the world? I would buy one. Can’t imagine a more fun way to get around.

Cos if you think australia/USA/Canada is green I will cut you down If you say Africa is a Victim of rascism you will lose If you say Iran has no right to nuclear weapons I will see if I can … Continue reading →