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The colour of your underpants

Since google probably crossed the creepy line and knows what colour my underpants are, I have been thinking about what the colour of your underpants says about you. Red – you get up a 6am regularly for a duel Blue … Continue reading

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Lock everyone up

That seems to be the attitude af the British authorities, trying ever harder to prevent the gush of revelations of their misdeeds from the whistleblower Edward Snowden. That can be the only reason they locked up the partner of a … Continue reading

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16 Year Olds to Get the Vote?

If 16 year olds get the vote, the rest of us should have two each.

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I’m leaving google

I have been intimidated for ages about the thought of moving all my website accounts to my own email account and closing my google account, but with all the ‘google getting close to the creepy line crap’ lately, I have … Continue reading

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New Leader of the Daleks?

There have been so many Dr Whos. I have only seen one leader of the Daleks. Actually I haven’t seen him for a while. Maybe he’s dead. No! Here he is! The new leader of the Daleks! STEPHEN HAWKING!

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The Danger From Our Children

One day our children are going to kill us all. They will steal our cars and money, burn our houses down, and carry our heads on poles through the streets.

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Very expensive phone now almost worthless

My hi tec android phone, a HTC desire hd, only two years old, costing over £400 when new and still in perfect condition, is now worth only £27 on mazuma, equivalent to 93% depreciation.

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Love

Whenever I think about Kate Bush I am blinded by, and she is hidden behind and crushed under, a great golden glowing globe. Is this love?

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Complaint to ASA

About the home office’s outrageous and rascist ‘immigrants go home’ campaign. I was a little bit surprised to find there were only 60 complaints. Everyone should complain about this and the government prosecuted for incitement to racial violence.

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New way to chat up girls

Anyone who follows Justin Bieber must be laughing but the latest of his crazy antics holds out promise for fans and Bieber haters alike. He has fallen into the habit of walking round at night with a torch, shining it … Continue reading

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