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The sort of accident that occurs when you wee on your phone. Apparently, instead of killing it, weeping othe next generation of phones could mean charging it. This is of special interest to me because several times while drunk I … Continue reading →

So to the woman who called me and said my blog is in bad taste, go get a goldfish, which has no opinions on anything whatsoever.

The prince of wales is apparently paying himself to live in his own house. What an excellent way to send money in a great big loop making the taxman confused and your own financial affairs opaque. We should all pay … Continue reading →

Of asking for a bailout or whatever passes these days for banking insolvency. This morning they informed me that my premium current account was being migrated to an everyday account. This is apparently happening to all their premium accounts. This … Continue reading →

Just goes to show you can’t keep a good bunch of internet criminals down. Log in at d2.vu with your demonoid username and password.

That thar’s one o’them new caravanboats!

Einstein defined insanity as ‘doing the same thing over and over and expecting different outcomes each time’. In fact quite a lot of the time the outcomes are different. The sort of outcomes I am especially interested in are the … Continue reading →

Apparently they work harder, are better educated and even speak better English than the ‘yerknow yebbut likelike’ inbreds that come out of our schools. Certainly they can be bothered to get out of bed to turn up for work.

Even the littlest lie can escalate. If you tell a lie, one day the government might find out. You might find a man from the government knocking on your door. He might take you outside and shoot you for the … Continue reading →

Is man waiting in long queue to mine coal in some depression era coal mine while woman waits at home baking a cake with mud and grass.