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Why You Should Not Get a Pay Rise

You will only buy more STUFF!

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A Good Rock and Roll Song

Fills you full of guilt with everything that is wrong with the world and makes you determined to put it right.

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Salvation Is

Coming to terms with your past you can’t see through a rosy lens.

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Miserable Sinner That I Am

Every day I try to be a netter person. And a better friend to all the people I know.

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It’s Christmas

A fly just died in my whisky.

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Useful Source of Scrap Paper

The bills I get and do not wish to pay. I fill them with bits of useless maths and write my reply on them before I send them back.

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My Obituary

Not quite, but consider the coincidences: OLICE are appealing for witnesses to a collision after a cyclist died from head injuries. Paul Smith, 33, of St Paul’s Cray, was found by police lying in Crofton Road, Orpington, at around 11.30pm … Continue reading

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Monday Morning

Life is a compromise.

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How Much Is It Worth To Have The Only One?

$450 million dollars to have the one and only Da Vinci ‘Jesus saves the World’ (my translation’. There is actually only one of everything. Everything is the only and only/ My 10 year old phone is the only phone of … Continue reading

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Foreign Currency For Charity

God only knows how much all the foreign currency I have from various countries is worth. Why doesn’t someone set up a facebook page or website to funnel foreign currency to any traveller going to that country? They could give … Continue reading

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