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Never girl walked in greater glory. People who hold ‘the witch is dead’ parties do so in very poor taste.

Any extreme right wing heavy drinking drug junkie teenage Nazi is apparently welcome to become a teenage police commisioner in kent it seems. What will the police do next to improve community relations I wonder? Why dont they simply move … Continue reading →

F*ckysh*ttyp*ssyw*nkypoo!

Says Ian Duncan Smith. I’be doubt that is true, and to demonstrate his commitment to austerity, he should be made to.

It’s not until you have to explain something that you are forced to believe it.

With a sense of the impossible. Ed Miliband is impossible to listen to without feeling total despair for the labour party. Boris Johnson is impossible to ignore. Dawn French is impossible to pass on a narrow corridor.

He has not been seen in public for 10 years and if he wanted to criticise the eccentric Jacob Zuma he would not be able to. If he were under house arrest, how would we know?

To receive the undivided attention of the taxman. They will ring me in early April. No doubt the notice is to keep me scared.

Why does the day on which self employed people in the UK must pay their taxes fall just after Xmas when all their money has been spent and they have spent two week earning nothing? They must be extremely tempted … Continue reading →

I was approaching a garage with two cars waiting to exit. I flashed them to go. I think the car behind was watching me and decided to go but the car in front decided not. Just a small bump but … Continue reading →