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Dell on my blacklist

Dell have joined HTC (phone broken four times in two years) and apple (money grabbing yank hippies), three mobile (plain awful and always trying to avoid their responsibility) as companies to avoid. The server I bought from them has a … Continue reading

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Nobody Knows the Thrill I Get When I Enter Someone’s House

And exit having taught them some maths/physics and fixed all their pens. I look upon my pen fixing sideline as a free giveaway, not offered by any other tutor.

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Danish tv makes up the news!

As if the people of Denmark weren’t stupid enough, they believed a totally fictitious report on danish tv about the war in Syria, complete with footage from a video game said to be of the war in Syria. If they … Continue reading

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There Must Be A Fix!

I am sick and tired of nor being able to make a call because someone else is using the line. There must be a cheap way for simultaneous calls without a second line being installed.

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Why Should I Have Any Sympathy For Poor People Who Do Such Stupid Things?

In Kenya poor people have just elected a war criminal as president. In the UK poor people are borrowing money they can’t afford to pay back from loan sharks having babies they can’t afford and living whole lives on the … Continue reading

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Why Do Crazy People Need Guns?

To kill other people. How do you stop this? Stop giving them guns. So when like a man who killed his wife, two relatives then himself, they are given guns and kill people, I listen to the post mortem on … Continue reading

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The Princess Diana Effect

Once upon a time, I wrote in text so small you could hardly see it. Then one day I saw Princess Diana’s handwriting and in a flash I started writing like Princess Diana.

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Capacity in the English language?

Ever wondered how much spare capacity the English language has? For a simple example, consider all the four letter words b*st. The * must be a vowel. Possible words are bast, best, bust, bost and bust. Only the second and … Continue reading

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Why welfare is a bad thing

It allows able bodied people of sound mind to get away with not making the world a better place by working.

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More Pain Please Chancellor

Before the British chancellor delivers his budget, I would like to take this opportunity to ask him to inflict more pain and poverty on us. Having nothing left to sell for a few pennies, as one of the poorest people … Continue reading

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