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Kensington and Chelsea Refuse to List Us in Their A to Z Directory

When I requested a listing they replied Dear Paul, Thank you for your email. We regret that we will not be able to add your details to the Council’s A- Z listing of Home Tutors as we do not include … Continue reading

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Liar and Perjurer Walks Free

Having lied through her teeth at every stage of the investigation into the death of Meredith Kircher, Amanda Knox is about to walk into fame and fortune in the United States. Book and TV deals will make her millions. If … Continue reading

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Curse McClaren Strikes Again!

Steve McClaren resigned today as Nottinghma Forest manager after they lost again and now risk relegation, the 3rd or 4th or 5th resignation in similar circumstances after a similarly disastrous spell as England manager. I have a new idea for … Continue reading

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I thought he was dead…

Ali Dezai, top policeman and victim of a persecution campaign of the metropolitan police in London, sacked, libelled, jailed and crucified, has survived the attentions of his colleagues and is to be reinstated As a policeman. What shouts of joy … Continue reading

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British Labour Party to Ban Everyone it Does Not Like

If for instance, a journalist says, ‘everyone in the labour party is a bunch of pufters’, they will be banned from being a journalist. *****Imagination runs riot*****Any blog that says ed miliband is a castrato will be taken off the … Continue reading

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Labour party to close universities sensation

In an attempt to replace the Tories as the stupid party, the labour party is to 1. Close half of British universities and force student doctors etc back into the fields where they will be made to grow rice. 2. … Continue reading

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I’m having visions.

Am getting an average of 1000 hits a day now. I will be getting 6000 hits a day in June. With the upgrades I have planned, is it conceivable that this will be the top tutoring website in the world?

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A New Way to Die..

A fusion of space tourism and cremation is coming. A while ago, someone jumped from the edge of space and skydived/parachuted to Earth. Some day soon, someone with a fatal disease will smoke their last cigarette, eat their last triple … Continue reading

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British Labour Party Supports Cage Fighting for Eight Year Olds

So they held a cage fighting competition for 8 year olds at a venue in Preston, UK. No doubt they are preparing for class war and revolution by teaching working class children to kill each other, before moving onto upper … Continue reading

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The Secret Thoughts of Bankers…

Ever wondered what bankers think about? They think about their bonuses the most. Their collective train of thought goes something like this: £1m to share between ten of us… that’s £10m each…(see how they can perform long division perfectly suited … Continue reading

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