Go On, Starve Yourself

If you earn anything less than a very large amount of money indeed don’t treat yourself to tea at the Ritz, where a cup will cost £50. In fact, if the Ritz were the only place in london to get a cup of tea, you could spend all your money there, and starve yourself to death on two cups a day if you earned the average wage.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Almost thirty pounds for a cup of tea

In the house of commons pay £27.50.
The Ritz charges £50.00.
The most expensive though, is £180 at the Royal China Club restaurant.
They are taking us for mugs.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Puberty is

A dizzying expansion of space.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Litter louts

Walking down side alleys and through industrial estates always leaves me disgusted by the amount of litter I see.
Even more disgusted by the fact that the people who live and work their don’t feel the need to clean it up.
Why don’t we make landowners responsible for cleaning up the litter on their land, and ask neighbourhood watch groups to mount litter patrols?

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Burden yourself

With your incapable old relatives and don’t palm them off on some nursing home, then complain about how they are abused.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Compensation from africa

Eons ago, before recorded history, Europe and Britain were invaded by Africans. I have never heard compensation mentioned for this brutal invasion, during which no doubt there was a reign of terror and the ancient Britons and Europeans were wiped out.
Let Africans dwell on this the next time they ask to be compensated for the slave trade.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

The law

Is like a raft, floating and moulding to consensus

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

All our problems

Are designed by man or nature to be easy for a person to solve. Realised this studying maths.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Why Don’t We

Buy some Congo?
There are only 800 or so gorillas left in the wild.  We could buy the land in the Congo where they live, turn it into a reserve, build a fence around it and save the gorillas. Much better than giving aid to African governments.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Saudi King Buried in Unmarked Grave

No doubtvso that his disloyal subjects won’t know which grave to p*** on.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment