Brace Yourself!

Anyone who saw the airliner floating down the Hudson river must wonder why more planes that crash at sea don’t disintegrate. Surely planes can be controlled to hit the sea slowly at a shallow angle, and designed so they don’t disintegrate.

To the sum total of human happiness is to be better at what they do.
And that isn’t much.

With the cost of funerals soaring – now over £3500 on average – poor people must be wondering how to rid themselves of their embarrassing dead relatives with the minimum of expense.
It has been suggested they be buried in the garden or fed to the children, but the more squeamish will vomit at this.
Here then is a solution for the modern recycling era.
Body bins or body banks – like paper bins or bottle banks.
When one of your relatives dies, just seat them in the car for the journey to their final resting place at the local recycling centre, where you can throw them in and compost them.

Yes I can. I can cook beans, toast, and beans on toast.

EXERCISE!

What a wimp!

The British royal family that is.
Apparently they are descended from some unworthy commoner after some or other royal wife got to grinding the gardener – or something like that
This means that no king or queen for hundreds of years has any right to be on the throne, and we, the scum of the earth have every right to throw them in the Thames.

If I didn’t at first fail, I would never eventually succeed.

A sign of the times. People are having plastic surgery just to look better on a self taken photograph.

Networking is problem solving.