Brace Yourself!

The first man in diving history to score zero. What an achievement!

Paul Hellyer, ex Canadian defence minister, says we are being monitored from within, and we can expect them to be friendly unless we form a united earth.
Oh and we should stop trying to shoot down their UFOs unless we want to start an intergalactic war.
Does this hit anyone like religion? It doesn’t matter if its true or not. If it makes us better people, its worth believing.

In the Torah, the Holy Book of the Jews, it is written that the land of Israel given to the Jews by God is as shown below.

Israel cannot regain these lands, but some American Jesus freaks believe that the second coming can never happen until it does, and are vehement supporters of Jewish aggression towards the Arabs.

Israel will not therefore be forced to make peace by the Americans.

It will be a minority from now on in whatever land it occupies, and is doomed to destruction, since it cannot control the arabs in its borders, not acquiescing in Israel’s existence.

So that all the information that would be recorded in a black box is uploaded live to a server where it would be INSTANTLY available in the event of a crash. Vital data if the box is never found.

On his first day as government chief whip, some say he locked himself in.
THIS IS A LIE!
He was locked in by Tory MPs, nine of whom like him.

Each mealtime, choose a plate with a picture of your desired meal. Spend lunchtime looking at it.

They should pick a military target they say they were aiming at and appeal for more accurate weapons so that less Israeli civilians are killed – donations from Israel accepted.

If google glass ever evolves to a stage where it can decipher your thoughts and query the internet, your own thoughts will be part of your browsing history and might be used in court against you.

But, no matter what horrors or forbidden fruits they are, we should not be stopped thinking about them.

Germany and Argentina?
Most people don’t know which team to boo for.