Brace Yourself!

His new responsibilities went right to his head…

A man waited 48 minutes for an ambulance after a heart attack because ambulance drivers were on break.
Does this strike anyone as absolutely ridiculous? Why aren’t ambulance people always on call? They should be made to take their breaks when there are no dying people to save.

After a long time dead, the demonoid trackers are alive again. Torrents long dormant are seeding and downloading.
This may mean the real demonoid is back very soon.

A truly gigantic squid!

I left my keys in my car door while outside a student’s house. Luckily one of their neighbours found it and took it, leaving a note on my car windscreen. Thank god for them!

Gravity.
Bit of a let down. Tacky sentimental dream sequence toon

In true arrogant aristocrat style, the president of France, wary of any embarrassment that might be caused by his wife after he has been exposed having an affair, has had his wife spent to an asylum.
This is how they still do things in France.

Their should always be boundaries, and people should always be trying to knock them down.

Must be australian. Not only have they elected a government that denies global warming, they have just had the warmest year ever, yet continue to buy ever bigger gas guzzling monsters and having ever bigger barbecues. My hope is that they will set fire to their country and jump in.