Brace Yourself!

Obvious uses – prescribe diabetes/glaucoma/shortsightedness AMD take video notes on lectures.

To tell me my website is down?

I just received an email to say my website is down, over 24 hours after it went back up.
Come on google, snails can move faster.

Think your cat loves you? You are wrong! It is your house they want, so much so that if you move, most cats will try to make their way to your old house, which they view as their territory.

Everyone can improve their little corner of the world.

My obsession a the moment is finding uses for the things I might throw away. Instead of throwing them away I advertise them on freecycle – I have given away kettle cable, calculators, laptop chargers, and taken and found a use for a christmas tree, some maths books, a mattress.

Just search for freecycle – don’t use google because they are assembling a database of the colours of peoples underpants, which they will either sell to the government or try to blackmail us with.

If Apple doesn’t make an A4 ipad, someone else should.

Would be a guaranteed best seller in every educational institute in the world.

The average IQ of an American is 98.

Guess that means the average American is worth less than the rest of us.

No surprise then that they elected a subnormal President. One in a line of subnormal Presidents for a subnormal country.

Even the cat has to put on a hat and scarf to go for a wee!

Never.

A baby in Kenya has just been sold for £7, cheaper per kg than you can buy chicken in the UK. I am sure UK food manufacturers are watching the price of baby meat carefully, while searching for a replacement for the horsemeat they can’t feed us anymore.

And people are putting Xmas lights all over their houses. I thought of putting a shiny star balloon over my house to fool the gullible into thinking the second coming had arrived, but then I thought better of it, not wanting dummies and baby clothes for Xmas, so I took this photo.