Brace Yourself!

I admit it. I am a revolutionary and I like people to be different but Obama is a moron who should be dragged and kicked all the way to the cesspit, then thrown in.
He has made such a mess of healthcare and Afghanistan and now iran – though I support Iran’s right to have nuclear weapons and would happily go there and build one – he really should not be trusted in a position where he could do or say anything at all that affects anyones life.
Just go moron, go!

While in London I have seen rickshaws being used as taxis. Why not tuk – tuks, used as taxis all over the world?
I would buy one. Can’t imagine a more fun way to get around.

Cos if you think australia/USA/Canada is green I will cut you down

If you say Africa is a Victim of rascism you will lose

If you say Iran has no right to nuclear weapons I will see if I can afford to buy one and send it to them, by royal mail.

Confusium
Liesium
Madeupium
Fictionium
Paulsmithium
I am going to claim these elements at claimthesechemicalelementsyouhavediscovered.com

I don’t even know the name of the dumb host of the x – factor, but he is, by his own admission, one dumb punter who got lucky.

How is it that dumb people can persuade even dumber people to make fools of themselves on TV for the dumb people who watch them?

These dumb countries, occupied by people who don’t believe in global warming, should not be allowed to live on planet Earth.

Let them die on Venus – a planet already made dead by the greenhouse effect.

Demote your sitemap as a sitelink.

Just noticed that my sitemap is a sitelink in google webmaster tools

Google mus be pretty dumb to do this, but you can demote it in google webmaster tools. This I just did, but only until February 2014. Dumber and dumber!

ie a cat with a horn.

Push their face into it.

The mayor of Toronto is a hero to all us drinking, smoking, drug addicted, foulmouthed, sex addicted, Satan worshipping antiheroes.
Of course he should not resign. If he did where would he get the money for drink, drugs and prostitutes?