Brace Yourself!

Question: at 50mph it takes 80m to brake. How far will it take to brake if travelling at 200mph?

Answer: don’t brake. Keep going and try to get away with it.

I gave a friend use of a brand new, top spec laptop, let him park his van on my drive for two months while he went abroad, helped him set up a company, gave him an oystercard with £20, and countless other small favours.
When I wanted to install security lights on my drive and garden, he wanted to charge me!
This man is history.

Like me she believes that each person is a self regulating, self reliant individual who doesn’t expect to ever have to rely on the state and are content as long as they are moving forward in their tiny little lives.
And on top, they keep their garden clean and tut at their neighbours for the trouble they are in.

The same people who sent vans around london telling immigrants to go home. Use this number 07768055166

Just got an online quote for business insurance and the very next website I went to wad displaying a google ad for business insurance. This is not coincidence. Google tracks you online – no doubt British and American spies spend time at google hq learning all their tricks.

Britain had Churchill in reserve throughout the 1930s.

Manufacturers will be forced to investigate why their products break down if they are forced to feel the pain of having to give refunds. In the end, it will be a greener world.

The news that the NSA in the USA have made online encryption less secure so that they can hack into anything they want leaves open the possibility of a leak so that hackers will be able to hack into bank servers and steal all the money. Given the amount of money to be made, it is inevitable that this will happen one day. Whole countries will go bankrupt.
Personally, I am to keep all my savings in my socks from now on.

Static routing is a feature on your router that assigns a fixed network address to each computer. I had been trying to set this up on my home network for several years. I did it this morning.

Anyone who knows anything about computers knows how tricky it can sometimes be to forward a port when you are doing wicked things on the internet – like torrents.
It took five years of trying – in fact I have never been able to work out how to forward a port despite all the step by step instructions available on the internet.
Today I forwarded a port successfully.