Brace Yourself!

Apparently they work harder, are better educated and even speak better English than the ‘yerknow yebbut likelike’ inbreds that come out of our schools.
Certainly they can be bothered to get out of bed to turn up for work.

Even the littlest lie can escalate.
If you tell a lie, one day the government might find out.
You might find a man from the government knocking on your door. He might take you outside and shoot you for the little lie you told

Is man waiting in long queue to mine coal in some depression era coal mine while woman waits at home baking a cake with mud and grass.

Think yourself up to your own little crack in the sky and twist yourself around inside it.

The education secretary Michael Gove has been frank and brutal with the body recommending MPs get an inflation busting pay rise, and told them to ‘stick it’. Unfortunately he did not say where, nor will money to the amount of the rise be turned into toilet paper.

One of the last refuges of trade union obstructiveness and militancy in the western world is to be privatised. The British royal mail, one of the world’s most profitable letter/parcel delivery services is to be sold off and those trade union nutters will have to deliver the letters every day to avoid the chop. Next to face up to reality will be london underground drivers.

Nobody can stop me shooting my mouth off and saying stupid things on the internet. Someone should stop members of the royal family however. Each one of them is useless and contemptible but posting on Twitter and facebook will prove it to the world. I am writing this because the Duke of York has just reached 10,000 followers and is well known for saying stupid things.

Does this photo from a bin in bromley make you laugh?

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So now we know the reason for mass strandings of whales. It is sonar used by the world’s navies.
Good time I think, in the era of austerity to abolish the royal navy and launch a campaign to ban the boats!