Brace Yourself!

There is no ocr mei physics syllabus because mei stands for maths in engineering and industry.

Today, while explaining a tricky summation problem, I found myself saying something like this:
Work out the n+1 one and the n one, and divide the n+1 one by the n one to find the common ratio.
Say it out loud and see if makes sense to you.

Don’t labour under high taxes – vote conservative.

Is that print programs come with an e option so that blank pages or pages containing no useful information don’t get printed.

I hear Pippa Middleton has set up some sort of domestic services company to take care of every household need, redesign and redecorate your house etc etc. I have nothing so grand in mind. If she can come around to clean my loo I will be very grateful.

Teachers, hauliers and even nursery workers now need to have gcse maths, but not appatently, government ministers, the chancellor or prime minister, who are in charge of all our money. I created an e petition to ask that all ministers be made to take gcse maths or equivalent, and if they fail, that they be dismissed.
I am waiting for a link from the government.

And here it is:

Dear Paul Smith,

Your e-petition “ministers to take maths tests” hasn’t been accepted.

E-petitions cannot be used to request action on issues that are outside the responsibility of the government. This includes:

party political material commercial endorsements including the promotion of any product, service or publication issues that are dealt with by devolved bodies, eg The Scottish Parliament correspondence on personal issues

E-petitions cannot be used for freedom of information requests.

View your rejected e-petition

If you’d like to submit a new e-petition, please read the site’s terms and conditions which explain the rules in detail.

Thanks,

HM Government e-petitions http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/

This probably had nothing to do with the possibility that they would all fail their maths exam and have to resign.

Except when I dont care if I live or die that day.

All those shops that offer satisfaction guaranteed or tour money back should be tested to the full by someone not satisfied with anything they bought in the last week and returns everything half eaten or used to get a full refund.

Following the revelation that Edward the eighth was bugged during the abdication crisis I have been wondering what other reasons m15 could have for bugging members of the British royal family. The obvious is to stop the hooligan prince harry causing royal embarrassment by making a prostitute pregnant.
How could royal dignity be saved? Put bugs in his pants.

Not if you don’t have a degree.