Brace Yourself!

The country is broke and people are seeing their real incomes declining for several years but the British government has seen fit to spend several millions of pounds to close down central london while the widely hated ex prime minister is effectively given a state funeral.
Complete waste of my money.

I don’t know why I handed back £30 of £60 someone tried to pay me today for two hours of third year university quantum physics tuition. Technically she is disabled, so claims all her tuition fees back from her university. In effect I donated £30 to the treasury.

Doesn’t give them much incenri e to turn up and tutor you does it?

Never girl walked in greater glory.
People who hold ‘the witch is dead’ parties do so in very poor taste.

Any extreme right wing heavy drinking drug junkie teenage Nazi is apparently welcome to become a teenage police commisioner in kent it seems.
What will the police do next to improve community relations I wonder?
Why dont they simply move out of their subsidised housing and pay the market rate like the rest of us? I don’t see why they should receive subsidised housing when many of them are making a good criminal living selling drugs and stories to newspapers.

F*ckysh*ttyp*ssyw*nkypoo!

Says Ian Duncan Smith.
I’be doubt that is true, and to demonstrate his commitment to austerity, he should be made to.

It’s not until you have to explain something that you are forced to believe it.

With a sense of the impossible.
Ed Miliband is impossible to listen to without feeling total despair for the labour party.
Boris Johnson is impossible to ignore.
Dawn French is impossible to pass on a narrow corridor.

He has not been seen in public for 10 years and if he wanted to criticise the eccentric Jacob Zuma he would not be able to.
If he were under house arrest, how would we know?