Tony Blair and Gordon Brown not invited to Royal Wedding.

I hate to think of them lonely, bored, drinking alone…
I sent them this email.
Dear Tony/Gordon,
I know you must be disappointed at not going to the Royal wedding. Since you have nothing to do on Friday I am calling you to your public duty.
I am a member of the public and your duties on Friday will include:
Cleaning the toilets
Cleaning the bathroom
Mowing the lawn
Asking the neighbours to keep the noise down etc etc.
PS Bring your wives. I can never get my underpants clean.
PPS Tony take that can of Skol Super Strength from your son. He will end up a roadsweeper and can start outside my house.

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