Yo Greeks! Will You Do Any of These for Money?

I want the whole country to strip and moon the Germans.
I will donate $100 to pay your debts for every million people that do this.

Before your houses and businesses are repossessed, you can burn them down, running around them all the time whooping and hollering as if you were burning a banker.
For every 1000 people that do this I will donate a bottle of whiskey.

I hate the Russians. Will you invade Russia for me? For every 10,000 Greeks that die I will make a TV advertisement praising your sacrifice and asking for donations from the generous British public.

I have emailed this offer to the Greek Ambassador in London.
I eagerly await his reply.

And here it is!!!!!!!
Thank You for your submital Request.
From the Greek Embassy in London UK.

No doubt they are debating this through the night.

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