My Secret Relationship With Kate Bush

When I was a student, one summer I worked as a binman. One of the other binmen went to school with someone who had a cousin who once went out with Kate Bush.
You may think my relationship with Kate Bush is pretty tenuous and pathetic, but your relationship with Kate Bush is even more so. You are reading the blog of someone who once worked with someone who went to school with someone who had a cousin who once went out with Kate Bush, so SOD OFF SUCKER!!!