What Fred Goodwin Must Do to Deserve His Knighthood

He must uncover an email sent to Bernie Madoff (who swindled US investors out of $50 billion or so).
The email must say something to the effect of:
‘Yo Bernie, America has survived your corruption.
I wonder whether the UK can survive my stewardship at the Royal Bank of Scotland.
I bet you £1 it can’t’.
If they uncover an email like this or Mr Goodwin gets one of his geeky friends to ‘uncover’ one I will think him a hero of the revolution and make sure he gets one when the revolution comes.