My Campaign Against the Archers

Anybody who listens to Radio 4 must have noticed how the Archers soap opera is seeking to reprogram your mind with pointless businesspeak and sentimental letsallcareforeachother crap.
We the dontgiveashit British people must turn off the radio whenever we hear the Archers themetune so all they succeed in reprogramming, possibly, are the monitors at Iran world monitoring who are forced to listen to it.