Monthly Archives: November 2012

Tips for BMAT Exam

Anyone taking the BMAT exam – or any multiple choice exam – can adopt this strategy. On opening the paper, answer all the questions in any random fashion. If every question is from a choice of 4, you will expect … Continue reading

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Tory MP Off to the Jungle

In an attempt to get closer to her constituents tory Mp Nadine Dorries is to jet 20,000 km or so to the Australian Jungle on a series of ‘I’m a celebrity get me out of here’. I have no doubt … Continue reading

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The Endpoint of Human Evolution in the Modern Age

Will come when we have three feet – one for each pedal in a car.

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Gissajob

The more I hear employers talk about how job applicants haven’t got the right skills, the more they seem to moan and whine. Whenever I went to employers with my Degree and MSc in maths, I was told one of: … Continue reading

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Send the Speaking Elephant on a World Speaking Tour

Some elephant in Korea can speak Korean with a vocabulary of five words. There is a career open for this elephant on the after dinner circuit. Given how hard jobs are to find at the moment, I think the elephant … Continue reading

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Pay the Cleaners Less

The living wage in London has been raised to £8.35 (I think) per hour. This is more than I earn per hour given all the hours I work. I don’t see why my cleaner should be paid more than me.

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Another Lighter Than Gravity Fiction Bites the Dust

Mitt Romney looks set to lose the US election. I never understood how he could stand up and talk in front of people having screwed thousands of people out of their pensions and jobs, pocketing billions of dollars while paying … Continue reading

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Where Do I Sign Up To Be Recycled Into Petfood?

I don’t like pets (except cats). It doesn’t matter. The pets must be fed. Why do we kill animals to feed other animals with so many dead people lying around? Feed dead people to the animals. Life should be simple … Continue reading

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