Where Do I Sign Up To Be Recycled Into Petfood?

I don’t like pets (except cats).
It doesn’t matter. The pets must be fed.
Why do we kill animals to feed other animals with so many dead people lying around?
Feed dead people to the animals.
Life should be simple like that.
If you would like to be fed to animals comment below to sign up.
Of course we won’t send our pets round until you are dead.