Monthly Archives: December 2012

Where we will all celebrate that the celebrity gene pool is not becoming depleted when a celebrity pregnancy is announced? A few weeks ago the Prince and Princess of somewhere or other announced there will be a new heir to … Continue reading →

I can think of two very good reasons. The British Royal family are not the brightest group of people, and couldn’t honestly get a job in the private sector. After a decent time spent in the military they are ideally … Continue reading →

I paid in £325 today over the counter to pay my AMEX bill due tomorrow. The cashier however counted only £225 and gave me a receipt for that amount. I checked and had it corrected immediately, but if I had … Continue reading →

I don’t know what I may die of one die but my brain is the most important part, so please doctors whatever you do, SAVE MY BRAIN!

I am a member of the public and my toilets are BAD! Please send someone to clean them before anyone has to use them next. QUICK!

The tomato slicer I ordered for my beloved from amazon did not arrive…

I have just sent this email to the Aerican Embassy in London. Yo Yanks! I know you are fond of bombing people and extraditing people to the US for things they have done which are not illegal in their own … Continue reading →

The tory party and the British police are squaring up for a fight it seems, with each accusing the other of being a bunch of thieving, lying spivs out to stitch each other and the British people up for as … Continue reading →

The British Government is to monitor unemployed people in the UK to make sure they do exactly what they are told to do on the internet ie look for work and lots of it. If they don’t look for enough … Continue reading →

Seems to have a very intimate relation with the police. Today four police people turned up because someone parked their car across his driveway. Even more ridiculously, someone put the wrong sort of rubbish in the bin. That merited a … Continue reading →