My Neighbour

Seems to have a very intimate relation with the police. Today four police people turned up because someone parked their car across his driveway.
Even more ridiculously, someone put the wrong sort of rubbish in the bin. That merited a visit by two police and some poor girl being given a severe talking to.
God only knows what treatment I will receive if my neighbour reads this post.
Will I be charged with harassment for having an opinion?
Slander for thinking he is a complete moron?
Maybe he can have me charged with trespass if this appears on his computer screen.