Monthly Archives: January 2013

We have only $217 in the bank says zimbabwe

So, in bongo bongo land there is precious little stolen cash left to go around and things look set to get worse, with bills falling due that may not be paid. The govt must be wondering what they can do … Continue reading

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Some Agencies Charge £300 Before Your First Lesson

I just rang a reputable tutoring agency (fleet-tutors) to see how much they would charge for a tutor with an MSc/Phd to come to my house to teach me maths at Degree level. They wanted £85 registration fee £5 per … Continue reading

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Free mp3’s on your phone

Download utorrent from the android app store and search for whatever you want (from within utorrent), and it is automatically opened by your mo3 player. ITunes will hate this.

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I know where I lost my marbles

The earth is hollow you see. The inside of the earth is where every lost thing ends up, including the lost tribes of Israel and the planes and boats that disappeared over the Bermuda triangle. You may think this is … Continue reading

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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life…

So when your trousers fall down, think how people will see you have nothing to hide…

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Sick and Tired of Scroungers on Freecycle

Freecycle is one of my favourite websites, where people can give away their unwanted stuff. I freely give and freely get there. Lately however there has been a spate of people asking for ‘your unwanted smartphone (preferably an iphone 4 … Continue reading

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I Killed Millions of Little Brown Men Says Prince Harry

So now we know what a hero the hooligan prince is, now he has boasted of lining all those little afghan men up in his helicopter gunsights and letting his load loose (sexual pun intended). The hooligan prince will now … Continue reading

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Pay £5.56 to borrow £1 for one day on wonga

Nothing to do while running a script and I ked on one of those spammy ads Google’s forces me to look at. While looking at wongas tacky website I discovered that amazing fact. This is equivalent to an annual interest … Continue reading

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Taken to court for nominating a dummy for office

Incredible as it may seem a woman in the UK was prosecuted for nominating a dummy for electoral office. I did think this was the sort of thing that happened nowhere outside of Africa and China/Russia. Is it possi le … Continue reading

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Long time coming

I finally worked out what to do with theeducationdirectory.org It is a database of every school and nursery in the UK. Go see.

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