I Killed Millions of Little Brown Men Says Prince Harry

So now we know what a hero the hooligan prince is, now he has boasted of lining all those little afghan men up in his helicopter gunsights and letting his load loose (sexual pun intended).
The hooligan prince will now no doubt be a hero amongst his fellow Royals, probably none of whom has ever killed a little brown man or wiped their nose on his beard.
What other heroic misdeeds has the young miscreant been up to I wonder, while on his tour of murder and destruction? I hope in keeping with his Los Angeles sexploits, there are some photographs.