Possibly in a sign of the trouble the country is in, it seems the royal couple, the Cambridges, cannot afford to buy their own toys for the royal baby and have had go begging in the streets from passers by. One understanding sop gave them £10. Begging in the streets is banned, except it seems, for members of the royal-down-and-out club who find themselves unable to subsist on their multi-million pound welfare allowance.
Suggest wonga call them to offer them an easy short term cash loan to tide them over until their next injection of reddies from the taxpayer.