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The most abandoned shopping trolleys I see, in order, belong to: Assad sainsburys Tesco Worse, Asda do not have a freephone number to report them!

Just sent email to wonga. Listening to the news today, I heard that Wonga has lost £38m in the past year. So distressed was I that I hunted around for all the loose pennies in my sofa and wardrobe and … Continue reading →

They offer a service that desperate people with no legitimate way into Europe are ready to pay for. It’s not as if these people could hop on a plane or ferry and dance their way through immigration.

Used to get them all the time living in a house with 6 unemployable young men who I would ask several times a day to keep the music down, with police and council and landlord assistance. For three days I … Continue reading →

Nigel farage wants people coming to the UK from outside Europe to have health insurance and no access to the NHS. It is our duty to be liberal and generous and allow anyone to come and make a life in … Continue reading →

Jewelry is so tacky. It makes me think of primitive people decorating themselves with beads. We should melt down all our gold and make computers, give all our diamonds to industry etc. The queen could set a good example here, … Continue reading →

History gives no country an advantage in the long term. Every country that ever had an empire is no richer because of it. The UK, having once dominated world trade and the oceans is now below Germany in every meaningful … Continue reading →

Britain is projected to spend more on foreign aid by 2022 than on the military. It won’t happen, but would be nice

To many people, Islam is an angry religion for angry young men.

Am a bit drunk. But of money in the bank. Working towards perfection on my website.