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TV cooks

TV cooks and hosts should only be able to make a living by making people better. People like Jerry Springer should be taxed like junk food will soon be.

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So obviously right

Every dictatorship in the middle east is collapsing. The only democracy – a very bad example, Israel – is stable and has been for the past 65 years. Why don’t the dictatorships follow the example of the stable country and … Continue reading

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Perfect Credit Score

Just had credit check posted to me. Got a perfect score!

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All I Understand

Is persistence.

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Try, try and try again

At the third time of asking, Santander have granted me a 123 credit card, giving up to 3% cashback on purchases, meaning I can save another £100 a year.

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Sarkozy in custody

Ex French president Nicholas Sarkozy is being held for questioning in a French police station, on suspicion of corruption. So happy to see a former head of state under lock and key. One obvious candidate over here for a police … Continue reading

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More Thoughts on the Collective Human Mind

Any football match between China any Uruguay is bound to have Uruguay as favourites to win, in spite of the massive collective superiority of Chinese brainpower over Uruguayan. The Chinese have set up a football academy to improve their national … Continue reading

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Come on Chelsea

Chelsea Clinton that is. The undeserving dumb little rich girl seems to be much in demand for her flimsy opinion on just about everything. I just heard her on the BBC world service talking about how to get more women … Continue reading

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Prince ‘Arry a Crackhead

Prince Harry spent the day in and around the crack dens of Sao Paulo. The prince, well known for getting right down in the filth with the scum of the earth probably didn’t miss a chance to get a dose … Continue reading

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What a difference a change of name can make

At the moment, the United Kingfom and the United States of America representatives all sit together at conferences because the countries names are similar. This gives the UK greater influence than it would otherwise wield. If Australia we to become … Continue reading

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