Author Archives: taxicle

And don’t bend over neither. Apparently male employees at the house of commons are more likely to be sexually harrassed than young and nubile female employees. Anyone man dissing their local mp, by mooning them for example, might find themselves … Continue reading →

Let – or even make – every rich person marry a poor person. Let the selection process be completely random without respect to borders – make one world within a generation.

That is what happens when you lead a celebrity lifestyle with nothing but drink and drugs and sex and publicity to give your life meaning.

You have to live the revolution with every breath and beat of heart. Death to the bitch arts secretary and thief Maria miller who stole some of my money and refuses to lend me £10 for some beer.

Speaking as someone who one day expects to be turned into catfood, I think this is a good use of a dead foetus. The parents didn’t think enough of it to give it a decent burial, or a decent life … Continue reading →

Ready rotted meat. Oxidisation is one of the processes that occurs when meat rots. Oxidisation is also what happens in your body to digest meat. Oxidized meat contains less calories than fresh meat. Rotten meat can therefore help you slim … Continue reading →

Ring the sales number 08000491374 – they are English and expensive – and refuse to be put through to customer services – they are Indian and cheap. Tell them if they need to speak to any other department they can … Continue reading →

I always win. When I transferred my phone service to virgin in February I was surprised to receive a letter from talktalk to tell me I had agreed a 24 month contract for their tv service, especially surprised since I … Continue reading →

In many decades time when I am on the point of death I will make a point of making the biggest possible mess in my bed for the nurses to clean up.

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