Author Archives: taxicle

Is app stores, wifi, sd cards. Can’t think why someone hasn’t made a calculator with all this lovely stuff.

The staff at Barclays bank are not quite in a state of wild anticipation to know that I am leaving them but only perhaps because they have not yet heard the good news. The final straw came when my charges … Continue reading →

There are people out there who live for pain and suffering. To those people I have this tiny piece of pleasure. It must be my fate to be taunted by stupid men and women, who think they can gather up … Continue reading →

Microsoft, desperate for developers to write apps for their phones, seem to have guaranteed failure by charging $99 a year for developers to register. This developer will not register and will find something better to do than add to Microsoft’s … Continue reading →

Put a slow release switch on the outside and no switch inside. When the outside switch goes off they will not want to be sitting in there and hurry to be out.

The British labour party has a long history of spending money that doesn’t exist. They did this by borrowing it or taxing the public to excess and I have been thinking how they can avoid this in future. They should … Continue reading →

They dont of course. Methinks they will start insults flying.

Yet again the religious psychopath Abu Qatada has defied the British Government and resisted deportation to face torture and a lifetime in a squalid Jordanian jail. So furious is the home secretary that she is shooting her mouth off about … Continue reading →

Pretty obvious thing to do isn’t it?

Some policemen it seems can do nothing other than wave their warrant card around to try and get one over on the public. Today for instance, a driver behind me was hooting and flashing. I gave him the finger, several … Continue reading →