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As one of his last acts before resigning, disgraced mp, liar and perjurer Chris huhne has bought an iPad on expenses. The British public will be made to pay for it and if he has bought an airtime contract, for … Continue reading →

David Cameron has done a brave and decent thing by defying his own party to push the right for gay people to marry through the commons. It is very rare for a politician to do something purely on principle. Good … Continue reading →

I am not that hungry but I have probably eaten a horse given all the horsemeat in the UK parading as beef and pork and chicken and lamb. We should be lucky they are not yet mixing our household rubbish … Continue reading →

How is it that pop musicians, most of whom are more image than talent, can become millionaires overnight when whatever they do has a lot less value for the human race than a doctor or a plumber? They should not … Continue reading →

Apparently the average IQ of a German is 107, compared to only 100 for a Briton. Britons do better than Serbians though, who it turns out, are a real bunch of dunces with an average IQ of only 89. The … Continue reading →

The British police have, it seems, as part of their undercover disguises, been impersonating dead babies, nappies and all. I can imagine what a pathetic figure they must have cut, tottering through a doorway guarded by heavies and shotguns, into … Continue reading →

So now we know. Chris Hume is a liar and a perjurer and will probably go to jail. After a year denying everything, he has admitted asking his wife to take penalty points for his driving offence and lying to … Continue reading →

And so we have stopped using plastic bags, petrol, artificial fibres, nuclear materials and hazardous chemicals in all our lessons. We never used them anyway, but now feel the need for some totally useless green credentials.

Just read the news that the biggest independent ad exchange on the internet is closing down today. I never thought they made much money and I always thought the rates they paid were so low it wasn’t worth while putting … Continue reading →

So, in bongo bongo land there is precious little stolen cash left to go around and things look set to get worse, with bills falling due that may not be paid. The govt must be wondering what they can do … Continue reading →