Author Archives: taxicle

I am a womble, and like the wombles I try to find a use for everything. I was a bit stumped when someone gave me an old lampshade frame. Eventually I decided it might make an unusual hat. See what … Continue reading →

It is probably illegal in the UK to publish topless photographs of our future old bag. Here though is quite possibly a world exclusive! the first drawing in the world of a topless Kate Middleton!

Not content with being stupid and incompetent, the British police have been found to have framed 96 Liverpool football fans, making it appear they all killed themselves, like a buch of lemmings. To do this, they beat up witnesses, made … Continue reading →

Noone believes in Edexcel anymore. I thought I would design a more reliable method of grading gcse English students. Here it is! SPIT at the screen. The splat you hit determines your grade. If you don’t hit a splat you … Continue reading →

Demonoid is down again and this time it looks very serious. One of the biggest filesharing sites is disabled again, tied up in legal issues, and at the moment, even unable to surrender and sell the domain names. They have … Continue reading →

The British Government has just shot itself in both feet, the head, and between the legs. They have told all foreign students at London Metropolitan University that the tens of thousands of pounds and up to three years of study … Continue reading →

I am not on the side of this revolution. Fankly, if you are working in some awful mine and don’t earn enough, start reading books. Ultimately your fate is the raw face of a cliff. You either inch your way … Continue reading →

Only from A Star Maths and Physics!

Give Blood! Replacing 1 pint of blood taken during a blood donor session uses up about 650 kcal. If you give blood once a month you could be losing two pounds a year.

Here we are, sauce and wooden spoons in hand, caught in the glare of the camera.