Author Archives: taxicle

Andy Murray has continued a long tradition, maintained by footballers and tennis players, of almost but not quite almost winning something somewhere. In the true tradition of British sporting failures he almost but not quite managed to but some foreign … Continue reading →

After IBM, Microsoft and Apple tried and failed to corner the market in everything electronic, now Google are having a go. Not only are they promoting email, operating systems and browsers, now they are tracking behaviour on the internewt to … Continue reading →

I just registered as a a private limited company, and my whole life and associated excpenses is, in part at least, tax deductible. I can’t help thinking that this is exactly the sort of accounting fiction that can change liabilities … Continue reading →

One day maybe the whole human race will be tired of trying to drag the Earth along like a dead weight, trying to keep ourselves from killing everything with ignorance and greed. Will we say one day, it was a … Continue reading →

It is possible now that all the major British banks may be sued for trillions over the LIBOR scandal, pushing them all into bankruptcy. Bankruptcy will probably happen sooner than this however because people will start withdrawing money from banks … Continue reading →

They have never worked. Might be how I tell em. 1. Don’t mess me around darlin. Just take off your clothes and give me your money. 2. Whem I orgasm darlin, parallel lines pulse and cross. How is it for … Continue reading →

I get spam messengers from spammers offering to get my money back from Narclays for the money the have cheated out of me over the LIBOR scandal? Or this week, the misselling of loan and overdraft low interest rate swap … Continue reading →

I imagine that everyone is after Barclays now. Everyone with a mortgage or a loan has a case against them because they fixed the LIBOR rate. Must be several tens of millions of people, including me. They could be tied … Continue reading →

Right in time for the Olympics, a cable car has opened across the Thames. I cant help thinking this is just so that city bankers have a scenic route to work – a publicly funded perk for the millionaire gamblers … Continue reading →

The labour leader says foreigners are not equal British citizens and should take second place in the queue for jobs. He obviously ignores that he is the son of a refugee and now has one of the top jobs in … Continue reading →