Author Archives: taxicle

If all the people who die every year were recycled into the human food chain there would be enough meat to feed the entire population of a country the size of Holland. Some people may be disgusted by this, but … Continue reading →

Is that men are either very good or very bad at something but women are all just average.

In the UK sick people are campaigning for the right to die, be they only a tiny bit ill, and not on the point of death at all, like the 24 year old rugby player left in a wheelchair. These … Continue reading →

Yo, man in a turban and long white sheet, I live in England. I want to sell my country to you. Since we are historic enemies, you will probably give me a lot of money. I need at least $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 … Continue reading →

I am saved!

Treason should not be a crime. We are all human, owing only to our own conscience and self interest. For some people, this means stealing a 50 inch, £2000 tv from the local electronics store. For others it means torrenting … Continue reading →

I’m not a plumber and I don’t care if you go looking for a plumber on the internet. I want you to find me!

Badder than the baddest bad boy Badder than the baddest bad rapper I’m mad too Madder than the maddest mad hatter Madder than the maddest mad cow Madder than the maddest mad madman from the land of the madmen I’m … Continue reading →

He must uncover an email sent to Bernie Madoff (who swindled US investors out of $50 billion or so). The email must say something to the effect of: ‘Yo Bernie, America has survived your corruption. I wonder whether the UK … Continue reading →

I don’t know if there is disaster ahead but the human race definitely deserves it. I don’t why it is not the law that all sandwiches are not sold in paper packaging, or how plastic bags can still be given … Continue reading →