Author Archives: taxicle

British police, long known to be among the stupidest pieces of dumbshits in the world have amazed us again with their ignorance of the law. Apparently they think, the courts are there so the police can send along false witnesses … Continue reading →

You may pay me after each session. This avoids the possibility that you should lose out if I die at your house. I am sure you would all be too embarrassed to reclaim your money from my pockets if I … Continue reading →

Knocked down in the street By a car.  Nobody in the car knew the basics of first aid. While they were jumping up and down killing her with ignorance, I wondered why they weren’t running for some liquid aid. In … Continue reading →

Greece is to default. Italy, European and now British banks have had the credit ratings downgraded. Even the US is in two minds about whether to pay it’s debts. I’m sick of it all. Let’s all go to out banks, … Continue reading →

When I requested a listing they replied Dear Paul, Thank you for your email. We regret that we will not be able to add your details to the Council’s A- Z listing of Home Tutors as we do not include … Continue reading →

Having lied through her teeth at every stage of the investigation into the death of Meredith Kircher, Amanda Knox is about to walk into fame and fortune in the United States. Book and TV deals will make her millions. If … Continue reading →

Steve McClaren resigned today as Nottinghma Forest manager after they lost again and now risk relegation, the 3rd or 4th or 5th resignation in similar circumstances after a similarly disastrous spell as England manager. I have a new idea for … Continue reading →

Ali Dezai, top policeman and victim of a persecution campaign of the metropolitan police in London, sacked, libelled, jailed and crucified, has survived the attentions of his colleagues and is to be reinstated As a policeman. What shouts of joy … Continue reading →

If for instance, a journalist says, ‘everyone in the labour party is a bunch of pufters’, they will be banned from being a journalist. *****Imagination runs riot*****Any blog that says ed miliband is a castrato will be taken off the … Continue reading →

In an attempt to replace the Tories as the stupid party, the labour party is to 1. Close half of British universities and force student doctors etc back into the fields where they will be made to grow rice. 2. … Continue reading →