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People Need to Get Poorer

We are all too rich and have TOO MUCH STUFF! The only way to persuade people to stop having so much, and to repair and make do is to put the price of everything up. See how Apple are thinking … Continue reading →

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Can I Persuade Any Students to Do the Night Shift?

I still have these slots open. 12 midnight 1 am 2 am 3 am 4 am 5 am 6 am You must be prepared for yawning and snoozing. If I fall asleep put me outside with the cat.

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Hell in Greece

Greece must feel like a cursed country. Not only have they been screwed by their own politicians and buggered by the banks, now it seems they will live under a unification of evil – a banker turned politician. While hail … Continue reading →

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I Know. Let’s All Run Around Like Headless Chickens…

It’s the only way to save ourselves. You see, all our creditors will think we’re mad and go away. All our debtors will think we’re dangerous and pay what they owe us before we prove it.

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The End of the World is Coming

Before it comes we all have to go out into the street and fight for what we know is right. What is right for me? Free flights anywhere.

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Please Don’t Come to England Next Year for the Olympics

We don’t want you here, speeding past us in your special olympic lanes and crowding us off the trains. If you ignore this you will find Londoners mad at not being able to go anywhere in the east end for … Continue reading →

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Church Asks City Banker to Find Anti – Capitalist Squatters Guilty of Everything

With God on their side, the Church of England had hired an angel banker of capitalism to find the protestors outside St Paul’s cathedral guilty of just about everything and in league with the devil. No doubt, while he is … Continue reading →

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Sod You Then

Those ungrateful Greeks are displaying total ingratitude for all the money thrown at them and are to vote on whether to be bailed out at all. It seems they will vote no and seem determined to bring the whole European … Continue reading →

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Australia Please Keep Those Bloody World Leaders!

How many people wish their Prime Ministers and Presidents would go away and never come back? Now is our opportunity while they are all in the same place – Australia, for the Commonwealth summit, and can’t go anywhere cos Quantas … Continue reading →

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Yo Greeks! Will You Do Any of These for Money?

I want the whole country to strip and moon the Germans. I will donate $100 to pay your debts for every million people that do this. Before your houses and businesses are repossessed, you can burn them down, running around … Continue reading →

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